The House Is Alive and It Hates You (And You Are Austin Powers)

You are Austin Powers, and you are trapped inside a haunted house. The exact nature of this entity is unknown, but one thing is clear, the house is alive and it HATES YOU. 

A short, silly, two-player spatial horror TTRPG. Play as Austin Powers as you use your wit, charisma, and sex appeal to escape a terrifying, living haunted house which might also be a metaphor for grief or something. Or, play as a terrifying, living haunted house as you try your hardest to destroy international man of mystery Austin Powers in any way possible.